Rain

So, as I was walking through the RAIN again today, I was ducking into a parking garage (stupidly forgot an umbrella and trenchcoat) and saw a sign that said "Violators will be Immobilized". Isn't that COOL? I had images of ray guns held by little parking garage attendants, that would zap any and all violators, rendering them useless, and yes, immobile. (I know, it's probably just a boring old "boot" that they put on the cars, but I immensely enjoy my version better.) In fact, I would love to post a sign on the doorway to my home that says something similar.